Submitted by: San Marcos, TX via Oddly Specific
Come on, EVERBODY was doing it!
Thanks for the correction, carl douglas!
I TOLD Billy Chin and Sammy Chung to keep it civil, but noooo, they had to go and ruin it for the rest of us!
every _body_ was doing it.
those cats were fast as lightning
But Jujutsu is okay, right?
And what about karate?
Karate is fine, but we already know how it ends: You will pay! at the pump!
How are you gonna stop them if those kids are as fast as lightning?
I actually can’t believe we have to have a sign like that?
Eternal, that’s the problem!
Lightning sparks ignite the fumes, which blows up gas stations!
Have they had a lot of that sort of thing?
this is so no one else dies in a freak gasoline fight accident.
It’s not Kung Fu. They’re break-dance fighting.
What about mid-air fighting, like in The Matrix?
How about Orange Mocha Frappuccino induced gasoline fights?
Hey, just because you have chiseled abs and stunning features…
Yes, this is good advice. Cause those kids were fast as lightning, which can be a source of combustion.
How many times has this happened that they need to put up a sign????
But what if the ninjas attack?! How will we defend ourselves?
Guns. Or we could just abandon the pumpstation, so the ninja’s will blow themselves up.
Arrrgh, matey, we be pirates! If ninjas attack, we shoot ’em.
Err, wait, pistols, gasoline, baaaaad!
The Yellow Store FTW!
Don’t laugh,. you guys. Those signs are put up all over funky Chinatown.
It’s a huge problem. Us Texans are very proficient martial artists, and flaunt our skills where ever possible.
Oh man, that’s the yellow store. Just got gas there yesterday 😄
So sword fighting, light saber fighting, spell-dueling, and verbal abuse are ok, right?
I imagine a light saber would ignite that gas as well… which brings up the question of how many Jedi have been blown up over the years.
Hey, I thought EVERYBODY loved Kung-Fu fighting!
I wondered if that was the yellow store. The bright yellow gas pumps kind of give it away. I do love san marcos.
The friction of your trousers might ignite the petrol gas.
That’s what SHE said!
I’ll Kung-fu fight where I want, Bitch.
damn i just got my purlpe belt too
Well everyone knows kung-fu fighters are fast as lightning; obviously they’re discouraging speeding.
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