I’ll Try My Best

Submitted by: San Marcos, TX via Oddly Specific

Come on, EVERBODY was doing it!

*Edit*
Thanks for the correction, carl douglas!

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34 Responses to I’ll Try My Best

  1. Altrissa says:

    I TOLD Billy Chin and Sammy Chung to keep it civil, but noooo, they had to go and ruin it for the rest of us!

  2. carl douglas says:

    every _body_ was doing it.

  3. MWS says:

    But Jujutsu is okay, right?

  4. KZN02 says:

    And what about karate?

  5. bob_super says:

    Karate is fine, but we already know how it ends: You will pay! at the pump!

  6. eternalgreenknight says:

    How are you gonna stop them if those kids are as fast as lightning?

  7. Lynz Catastrophe says:

    I actually can’t believe we have to have a sign like that?

  8. Steven says:

    Eternal, that’s the problem!

    Lightning sparks ignite the fumes, which blows up gas stations!

  9. Seibee says:

    Have they had a lot of that sort of thing?

  10. vG says:

    this is so no one else dies in a freak gasoline fight accident.

  11. SonicGTR says:

    It’s not Kung Fu. They’re break-dance fighting.

  12. lameo says:

    What about mid-air fighting, like in The Matrix?

  13. Derok says:

    How about Orange Mocha Frappuccino induced gasoline fights?

  14. HuerJE says:

    Yes, this is good advice. Cause those kids were fast as lightning, which can be a source of combustion.

  15. How many times has this happened that they need to put up a sign????

  16. Mary says:

    But what if the ninjas attack?! How will we defend ourselves?

    • Yorrieborrie says:

      Guns. Or we could just abandon the pumpstation, so the ninja’s will blow themselves up.

  17. Chrystoph says:

    Arrrgh, matey, we be pirates! If ninjas attack, we shoot ’em.

    Err, wait, pistols, gasoline, baaaaad!

  18. Ryan says:

    Don’t laugh,. you guys. Those signs are put up all over funky Chinatown.

  19. Cbrizzle says:

    It’s a huge problem. Us Texans are very proficient martial artists, and flaunt our skills where ever possible.

  20. Jess says:

    Oh man, that’s the yellow store. Just got gas there yesterday 😄

  21. CapnJimmy says:

    So sword fighting, light saber fighting, spell-dueling, and verbal abuse are ok, right?

  22. Sheik Yerbouti says:

    I imagine a light saber would ignite that gas as well… which brings up the question of how many Jedi have been blown up over the years.

  23. CATS says:

    Hey, I thought EVERYBODY loved Kung-Fu fighting!

  24. falkin42 says:

    I wondered if that was the yellow store. The bright yellow gas pumps kind of give it away. I do love san marcos.

  25. aphexZero says:

    The friction of your trousers might ignite the petrol gas.

  26. PhantomFox says:

    I’ll Kung-fu fight where I want, Bitch.

  27. jason says:

    damn i just got my purlpe belt too

  28. The One Guy says:

    Well everyone knows kung-fu fighters are fast as lightning; obviously they’re discouraging speeding.

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