Ominous Note is Ominous

Ominous Note is Ominous

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39 Responses to Ominous Note is Ominous

  1. Seibee says:

    I’m sorry…

  2. Mifty says:

    Go, frustrated muffin-bringer! Do not rest until the muffin thief is brought to justice!

    Actually, stealing people’s food is pretty low. I worked with a reporter who got fired for that — one of the best paid people in the place, and he was swiping ramen and yogurt from the part-timers nearly every day.

    The bozo was all shocked he was actually fired over it, too. What a maroon.

  3. Hug says:

    the wonders of uni house mates!

  4. kvweber says:

    The monospace type is even more ominous for some reason…

  5. smadge1 says:

    who’s to say that 12 people didn’t take one each?

  6. bugamn says:

    All work and no blueberry muffins make Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no blueberry
    muffins make Jack a dull boy.
    Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no
    blueberry muffins make Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no blueberry muffins
    make Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no blueberry
    muffins make Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no blueberry
    muffins make Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no blueberry muffins make Jack a dull boy.

  7. cinderkeys says:

    The passive voice is more ominous than the monospace type. “You will be found. By someone. Maybe God.”

  8. bushputz says:

    It wasn’t me. And by the way, there were only 11…

  9. says:

    And from now on, one of the muffins will be poisoned.

  10. Devil Dan says:

    Wen no one was looking, Lex Luthor took twelve muffins. He took 12 muffins. That’s as many as four threes. Ans that’s terrible.

  11. The person will be found with blueberry muffin crumbs on his face…

  12. anomaly says:

    Captain Queeq lives.

  13. TalulaBelle says:

    Hmmm – or perhaps 12 of you took 1 muffin! 4 of you took 3 muffins?

  14. Milton says:

    ummm…excuse me…hav…have you seen my blue mini-muffins? I…I pu..put them in the refrigerator and som..somebody took them…I..I sw…swear I will burn this place down…

  15. monikerless says:

    Am I the only one who hears the voice of Dwight from The Office reading this?

  16. Philip says:

    Look – crumbs on his jacketses! He took them. He took them!

  17. G says:

    I enjoy the implication that it is the muffins that were not opened not the package thereof.

  18. tahrey says:

    >kweber: makes me think of the X-Files. Like they were the smoking man’s muffins.

    You will be found, and it will be the last time anyone ever finds you.

  19. Stan says:

    We will find evidence on your Blackberry!!

  20. Miles Davis says:

    I’ll tell you who took those muffins, it was that damn Sasquatch!

  21. J-man says:

    ooooh….. im so scared

  22. Sexy Sadie says:

    Am I the only one who imagines Dwight Schrute as the author of that note?

  23. me says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed for like an hour after reading that. THANK YOU!!! 🙂 that was awsome…

  24. SteveWithAQ says:

    You will be found.

    Those weren’t blueberries.

  25. JMixx says:

    That reminds me of an old Garfield cartoon:

    Jon: “Garfield, if you could talk, what would you say?”

    Garfield (thinking): “I just killed a fly somewhere on your raisin toast.”

  26. Mr. Short says:

    Read it in the voice of Charlton Heston and you know the thief will be punished.

  27. Crusty Robert says:

    shit, run!

  28. anonymouse says:

    om nom nom nom

  29. Nellie Bly says:

    When I was in college, I put a sign on the door of the dorm refrigerator stating that those who stole food over the semester would have their names published in the college newspaper.

    I had no idea who was doing it, but several girls went down to the newspaper office to plead their case.

  30. BEn says:

    I wish i would of thought taking a picture of this but same thing happened to me, and i put a sign up that read, “The muffins that you took from this fridge had Viagra in them. Please note that if your erection lasts longer then 2 hours seek medical attention”~thanks

  31. fkk says:

    “…they were poisoned for my researches on social interactivity”
    would have been better.

  32. D.M. says:

    … and your balls will be removed.
    Oh, sorry, wrong sign.

  33. Sam says:

    You will be found. You will be extorted for muffins of equal or greater value/deliciousness.

  34. WaffleWrath says:

    You know, I didn’t even take them and I feel threatened.

  35. MikeForbid says:

    Were they found yet?

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