Woo, Carte Blanche!

Woo, Carte Blanche!

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I filled out my donor information the same day I got my driver’s license in the mail. To think of all the years I’ve wasted….

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28 Responses to Woo, Carte Blanche!

  1. Phil says:

    so my new liver might come from a crack head?

  2. heidrance says:

    I was gonna say — do they take drug-laced organs now?

  3. Seibee says:

    I have to wonder if there wouldn’t be some contamination there..

  4. Tiamat says:

    I don’t want no crackhead’s kidneys!

  5. Phil says:

    Don’t worry Mr. Smith you won’t need anesthetic for the operation, your new kidney has been regularly dosed with crack for the past five years.

  6. Katie says:

    Do they take organ donations from crack addicts? That seems unnecessarily risky.

  7. samuel says:

    “I’m s-s-sorry offff-icer, but but I ‘ave m-ey or-gan donor card inmypocket, is that ccool?”

  8. Altrissa says:

    Do they charge extra for the non-crack addled organs, because I’d totally pay that premium.

  9. skeptic says:

    This really belongs in Failblog. I don’t know about crack, but the person who designed this must have been on something. Not only because he failed to see the obvious implication, but also for thinking that crack heads start it because they think they have done nothing worthwhile in their life.

  10. Your innerself says:

    FREE DRUG WITH CARD FILLING!
    Suddenly they had more organ and no more hobo and crack house…

  11. hexaet says:

    must be trying to appeal to that large demographic of potential crackheads that actually think ahead before they act…

  12. swampmom says:

    i don’t think it’s meant to be taken literally…

  13. Jason says:

    yeah, those will be some good organs

  14. Smitty says:

    With the crack organs they save money on post-op pain killers.

  15. Fanboy Wife says:

    Who is going to use those organs anyway?

  16. Someone says:

    After 5 years, it was finally little Timmy’s turn to get new kidneys. Unfortunately, it were kidneys from a crack-addicted person. “Well, little Timmy. You can pass and wait another 5 years, making your waiting time a total of 10 years. If we hadn’t done these ads requesting drug-addicted people to donate their organs, you would’ve gotten fully healthy kidneys in only 6 years, AKA next year”.

  17. Sodium says:

    Organ donations include corneas and skin, neither of which (as far as I know) are going to be contaminated by crack.

  18. Jimmy says:

    Do we really want liver donations from dead crack users?

  19. Grace says:

    Actually I think I read somewhere, or saw on some medical drama or somesuch, that a lot of donor organs do come from drug related deaths.

    Because apparently the need to come from people who’s brains have died before the body does, not uncommon with this sort of death, otherwise rigor mortis sets in before the organs can be retrieved.

    Dunno if that is actually true though.

  20. clicheftw says:

    i saw this at the dmv when i lived in san diego O.o

  21. Joey crusty fingers says:

    I’ll be sure to leave a few ounces in my left kidney before hand just to be rebellious

  22. Michelle says:

    Actually, I’ll bet crack-laden tissues and organs are extremely interesting to researchers and the medical students who work for them. Since they can’t legally give people crack and study the effects, studying the effects on (pieces of) people who messed themselves up independently would be the next best thing.

  23. defiant says:

    could be cornea or skin transplants

  24. Kitsukami says:

    Alright, big question is – Is the crack provided after filling out the form?

  25. weegie says:

    it says BEFORE, so after i donate its okay?

  26. roxann says:

    Do you really want to end up with the organs of a crackhead, though?

  27. tracy says:

    Thank god there is a prerequsite to smoking crack! Because otherwise just anybody could do it

  28. AC says:

    What happens when the card carrying crack addict suffers massive organ failure from all the crack and suchlike and ends up needing a transplant?

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