Salutations, reader! Sorry, my son has been reading Charlotte’s Web in school and I was just dying to use that word. Anyway. When we last left Sticky, he’d fallen down the rabbit hole to Wonderland; only to be rescued by the dashing Mad Stick Hatter. And thus begins their perilous journey home. Miles and miles and miles….
Stickman is exhausted. Lose two days.
Through the dangerous snake filled ice caverns. Day and night. Until finally the Hatter relented and got Sticky a bicycle so he could keep up with the fancy shoed horse.
Stickman is low on bullets.
Wild Stickman Catcher: Clint S
That’s unfortunate considering our intrepid adventurers have come across one of many Wonderland monsters. Don’t ditch the bike you fool! Peddle faster!
Stickman has a broken leg.
That’s what you get for panicking. Now you’ll never out run that spontaneous tornado. Wait, what’s that Hatter? Wonderland has co-opted Oz’s transportation? Stop running Sticky, that tornado just wants to hug you and take you home.
Stickman has reach Oregon! Congratulations!
Wild Stickman Catcher: Jess S
Phew. Back in the…relatively…real world. And with a new skill to boot! Shake those hips, Sticky.
Tune in next Friday for the continuing adventures of Stickmen In Peril. And remember readers, if you see a wild Stickman please report him to me at LadyOfOdd@gmail.com