Oddly St. Patrick’s

We here at Oddly Specific are nothing if not a bunch of drunks. So here’s a handy guide to some places you may want to check out this year.

Funny Signs - What Kind of Place Is This?

Of course, what’s the fun of a bar if you can’t bring in your lucky H-Bomb?

This place is more my style. I don’t know how that bar fight started, but I sure know how it’s going to end.

Funny Signs - Because That's a GREAT Idea

Every place has its rules, though.

Funny Signs - Will They Actually Go Anywhere?

After a long night of debauchery, it’s good to have a place to crash. Fortunately, they’ve got you covered.

Funny Signs - Don't Mind If I Do

Hey, if they’re offering, take them up on it. Anything is better than drinking and driving.

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29 Responses to Oddly St. Patrick’s

  1. Bernard Main says:

    if the bar that bans Nuclear Warheads lost 50% of its custom after putting the sign, it would be a funny way of telling how screwed that town really is.

  2. Pepijn says:

    I don’t know where the first one is, but the Hard Rock Cafe in Melbourne has the exact same text over its entrance. 🙂

  3. LadyBelle says:

    With the Montana store I bet the liquor part includes a drive through. Wonder if the gun side does as well.

  4. Steeleye5 says:

    i the department of tobacco, alcohol and firearms was the inspiration for that second sign

  5. blah says:

    The first photo must be from a “Gay Bar”

    http://bit.ly/cmasAZ

  6. Tim says:

    The first one is a slogan at all Hard Rock Cafés across the globe.

  7. Actually, there are a number of Hard Rock Cafes across the United States that have the “No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Inside” sign.

  8. Sarge says:

    Ah, the Montana Liquor Store & Gun Shop.
    Your one-stop supply store for getting all liquored up and shooting at anything that moves. Yee-haw!

  9. Mr. Fuzzy says:

    Dang, now I can’t show off my A-Bombs in da bar…..

  10. Flakdown says:

    my wife counts as a nuclear bomb. IM COMING BAR!! WAIT FOR MEEEE

  11. johnsmith432 says:

    @pepijn, it did. However, the place closed about 2 years ago. Brilliant sign while it was still there.

  12. 1. That would be one way of keeping out the terrorists!
    2. A drunk person and a gun????????? That’s just asking for trouble. (Maybe the terrorists will visit that bar.)
    3. And you’d have to be MIGHTY drunk to think a liquor bottle would fit in a toilet…unless it’s one of those little mini ones that they give out on airplanes!!
    4. Duh!

  13. Seibee says:

    Combining an off-licence and a gun shop? Not good.

  14. FLFU says:

    There is a typo in one of the captions (“it’s rules”). “It’s” is a contraction of “it is” or “it has”. The possessive article is “its” (remember the series: mine, yours, his, hers, its, ours, yours, theirs).

    Love, your friendly language fascist unca

  15. chwazymoto says:

    @FLFU – D’oh! It has been fixed. Thanks!

  16. Your innerself says:

    NO NUKE!!! A shit!

  17. fatpik says:

    I know the one about the liquor bottles in the toilet comes from NC State’s football stadium. Some of my friends had that as their facebook profile picture for a while.

  18. Steph says:

    With the first pic, I was beginning to go “OMG OMG OMG I KNOW THAT PLACE!” because there’s a sign saying that in Indianapolis–just up the road from me. Hard Rock Cafe, eh? So it is. Didn’t know that’s common to them; I don’t frequent the bar (have never visited, in fact) but I see it whenever I drive through the city. It’s right there on a main corner.

  19. says:

    Look buddy, I don’t care where you go but you can’t nuke here.

  20. Joe says:

    I’m just wondering who the first guy will be to offer to ‘nuke’-sit for you for a few hours…

  21. matteson says:

    i put up that liquor bottle in the toilet thing Awesome!

  22. Hannah says:

    The last one is from Chester Zoo in England. I thought it applied to the parents after taking their overbearing kids around a zoo all day.

  23. Hilary says:

    The first one is the Hard Rock in New Orleans. I can tell by the building reflected in the window (which you can find across the street in Google street view).

  24. bexxy says:

    its chester zoo moh i remember that sign!!!!

  25. Tristin says:

    Wait… so no H-bombs… but what about F-Bombs??? No? Sweet, that means that the cute chick at the bar has to go out with me when I ask her after grabbing her ass. Nice *High Five*

  26. Nets says:

    Ha ha, that last one is the exit of chester zoo… Who doesn’t want to get drunk and laugh at the monkeys?! Done it myself once and made the sign all the more amusing!

  27. Kitsukami says:

    I bet there’s actually a lot of terrorists that hated this sign.

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