Submitted by: Break room at work via Oddly Specific
I don’t know, usually I go for something a little roomier. I need lots of head room in my fridge.
Jeffrey Dahmer’s refrigerator????
my dad swears up and down I look just like Jeffrey Dahmer
@BigMomma: More like Kyle Rayner’s.
Notice the Notice says “Refrigerator is for daily use only” so don’t invite 80 of your closest friends to a night time fridge party.
Really it can fit 82 but the last person has to squeeze into the butter compartment…
It’s in case of nuclear attack.
And if you’ll notice, it’s for daily use only. What happens in there at night, I’ll never know!
81 what? Rats? Steaks? Ice Cubes? And what is the penalty if they put in 82?
Stack ’em deep.
I guess TARDIS is making refrigerators now.
Actually, this looks a lot like a Target break room. If so, the their should actually be another fridge for “Night Use Only” To separate the shift’s lunches, snacks, etc.
Is it maximum capacity sign day?
What you don’t see is the sweet-ass hidden base behind it
Yah, this is funny.
I find it more amusing though that there are so many people commenting,
that don’t understand that “daily” doesn’t refer to “daytime”.
This is for when Indiana Jones has a party in Doom Town.
“Refrigerator is for daily use only?” So you’re forbidden to neglect the fridge?
“You wanted to see me, boss?”
“Yes, Jenkins. I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something.”
“Is it the Johnson report?”
“No, no… it’s another matter. I heard you’ve only been using the refrigerator on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
“Yes, sir, my wife—”
“I don’t want to hear it. That refrigerator is for DAILY use only. If you can’t follow that guideline, I can’t trust you to work in this office. I’m afraid you’re fired, Jenkins.”
It’s how many dead people you can stuff in the freezer.
Quick sing this:
One’s in the mayo
there’s twelve in the ham
seven on the door
and ten in a can
thirty in the freezer
six in the juice
four in the way back
molded ’till there blue
there’s seven in drawers
one in the light
and three on the whip cream in a big fistfight
if you turn over the back of the sign, you will see the words “circus contortionists”
i can’t help but feel that that sign was shopped
lol, HEAD room.
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