Go Ahead, I Dare You

Go Ahead, I Dare You

Submitted by: took the photo myself – pablo via Oddly Specific

Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss.

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If you are unsure, you’ve failed already. –Mathy

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37 Responses to Go Ahead, I Dare You

  1. Miff says:

    Pressing it causes a sign to pop out reading “check file types and compare values”.

  2. hostolis says:

    MAN(UAL) TEST

  3. Seibee says:

    Are YOU man enough to push this button?

  4. Jami says:

    Bet you anything women press it more then men.

  5. Altrissa says:

    What happens if you fail?

  6. cabbagepatch says:

    How do you know if you pass or not?

  7. Kaela says:

    The button just initiates the test. I bet upon pushing it you immediately get mauled by a bear.

  8. Adam says:

    @Altrissa
    Then It goes on the fail blog

  9. Chainslaw says:

    It electrocutes you.

  10. DarwinSurvivor says:

    @cabbagepatch
    When you push it a boot comes flying out of the floor.
    If you cringe in pain, you are a man.
    If you don’t, you are a woman… or this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4 😛

  11. SonicGTR says:

    I’m guessing that when you press the button, a part of the wall opens up and a voice tells you to open the jar of pickles inside within ten seconds.

  12. Mathy says:

    If you are unsure, you’ve failed already.

  13. Dan says:

    Are you a bad enough dude to press that MAN BUTTON?

  14. Emily says:

    @cabbagepatch

    Oh, you’ll know. I’m picturing this Austin Powers-esque “man test” in which a midget suddenly pops up and punches the guy in the crotch.

  15. David Harmon says:

    AAAIII! It’s… pink!

  16. Gero says:

    Press it! Or are you not man enough?

  17. Ford says:

    Looks more red than pink to me.

  18. cinderkeys says:

    Push that button, and nothing happens.

    If you ask somebody else for the instructions after nothing happens, you’re not a man.

  19. Gene says:

    Definitely more red then pink. But then, colorblindness is manly too.

  20. Siirenias says:

    This technology inevitably was reduced in size, to a hand portable version.

    It’s called a stud finder.

  21. oregonbird says:

    Actually, if you can resist pressing it, you prove you’re a man. Doesn’t anybody remember ‘Dune’?

  22. taitano says:

    That’s either a spelling fail, or a punning win. When you press the button, a mantis is released into the cage.

  23. elg3 says:

    Pressing the button checks the position of your toilet seat at home … If it has been returned to the down position, the sound of a cracking whip is played and you fail.

  24. Mr. Awesome says:

    Truly, no one who has pressed this button has succeeded. You see, nothing happens. At which point, a true man will press it again. He will then curse and keep pressing the button. The desired affect is that a man will invariably destroy the button (Or fix it) completely.

  25. Pablo says:

    I took this when I worked for an electronics company, and @chainslaw is partially right- the button activates an old high-current testing machine.

    The machine gave me a pretty good shock at one point, enough that I felt it up my arm.

  26. P. says:

    How the man test works:

    A woman will wonder whether or not the button is dangerous.

    A man will ignore her and press it anyway, saying “It’s perfectly safe. I’ve done this millions of times before. Don’t worry, hon, I got this.”

    Then the sink will become irreparably clogged, the toilet will explode, and the woman will discreetly call a plumber.

  27. megs says:

    Is it purposefully designed to look like a bewb?

  28. Nato says:

    Not many men are able to even find the button. Ask most women.

  29. yayaya says:

    Yeah um, that is a clit or a nip. I think.

  30. Hehe says:

    You guys can’t press it with your finger…

  31. xio says:

    DON’T PRESS IT IT’S RED!!!!1!

  32. Derkek says:

    Gah! The perfect example of a Catch-22.

  33. JD says:

    You have to push it with your dick…

  34. Jess says:

    You have to push the button, or you have to take it apart to see how it works.

  35. Red Foreman says:

    i pressed it nothing happened

  36. Bailey says:

    lol It probably sends volts of electricity racing through your body…or a movie screen pops up and it times him to see how long he can watch a video woman in childbirth.

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