Submitted by: took the photo myself – pablo via Oddly Specific
Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss.
If you are unsure, you’ve failed already. –Mathy
Pressing it causes a sign to pop out reading “check file types and compare values”.
Are YOU man enough to push this button?
Bet you anything women press it more then men.
What happens if you fail?
How do you know if you pass or not?
The button just initiates the test. I bet upon pushing it you immediately get mauled by a bear.
Then It goes on the fail blog
It electrocutes you.
When you push it a boot comes flying out of the floor.
If you cringe in pain, you are a man.
If you don’t, you are a woman… or this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4 😛
I’m guessing that when you press the button, a part of the wall opens up and a voice tells you to open the jar of pickles inside within ten seconds.
If you are unsure, you’ve failed already.
Are you a bad enough dude to press that MAN BUTTON?
Oh, you’ll know. I’m picturing this Austin Powers-esque “man test” in which a midget suddenly pops up and punches the guy in the crotch.
AAAIII! It’s… pink!
Press it! Or are you not man enough?
Looks more red than pink to me.
Push that button, and nothing happens.
If you ask somebody else for the instructions after nothing happens, you’re not a man.
Definitely more red then pink. But then, colorblindness is manly too.
This technology inevitably was reduced in size, to a hand portable version.
It’s called a stud finder.
Actually, if you can resist pressing it, you prove you’re a man. Doesn’t anybody remember ‘Dune’?
That’s either a spelling fail, or a punning win. When you press the button, a mantis is released into the cage.
Pressing the button checks the position of your toilet seat at home … If it has been returned to the down position, the sound of a cracking whip is played and you fail.
Truly, no one who has pressed this button has succeeded. You see, nothing happens. At which point, a true man will press it again. He will then curse and keep pressing the button. The desired affect is that a man will invariably destroy the button (Or fix it) completely.
I’d hit that.
I took this when I worked for an electronics company, and @chainslaw is partially right- the button activates an old high-current testing machine.
The machine gave me a pretty good shock at one point, enough that I felt it up my arm.
How the man test works:
A woman will wonder whether or not the button is dangerous.
A man will ignore her and press it anyway, saying “It’s perfectly safe. I’ve done this millions of times before. Don’t worry, hon, I got this.”
Then the sink will become irreparably clogged, the toilet will explode, and the woman will discreetly call a plumber.
Is it purposefully designed to look like a bewb?
Not many men are able to even find the button. Ask most women.
Yeah um, that is a clit or a nip. I think.
You guys can’t press it with your finger…
DON’T PRESS IT IT’S RED!!!!1!
Gah! The perfect example of a Catch-22.
You have to push it with your dick…
You have to push the button, or you have to take it apart to see how it works.
i pressed it nothing happened
lol It probably sends volts of electricity racing through your body…or a movie screen pops up and it times him to see how long he can watch a video woman in childbirth.
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