Submitted by: Bus via Oddly Specific
Finally! I can’t tell you how long I’ve been waiting for them to actually make this into a rule.
Aw, dang it.
*puts the knife away*
No stabbing, eh? Alright then!
No stabbing eh?
But I can hack, chop, slash, cut and slice, right?
yea sarge, we got it the 1st time.
What about guns?
In my hometown, all of the sketchiest bars have signs that say “no knives.” That’s exactly how you know which bars are most likely to have people with knives in them.
yeaaaaah! KC Metro!! i’m riding on that all the time.
RCW 9A.36.011 simply defines what first degree assault is, so somebody’s playing around. I’d like to know where this sign is supposed to be.
I prefer bludgeoning anyway.
This from the same KC Metro that brought us:
Teen beaten in transit tunnel; Metro reviews policies
dude, i live in king county and ride the metro…
they should post this in more places
I live in Seattle, this sign actually exists…it’s terrible/awesome. King County Metro is no joke lol
at least it doesnt say “stabbing is fine”
After the “gang rape prohibited” signs, I’m starting to thinks someone’s really having fun screwing with METRO.
Maybe I should join in.
I feel worried.
I ride the King County Metro every day. O_O
*puts down dagger* Fine then. I didn’t want to go… wherever this is… anyway. I’ll just go elsewhere… like a ninja/pirate fight or something. *pout*
Great. I wore my stabbin’ pants for nothing.
haha sweet, I submitted this one! A few feet away was also a sign that read “no urinating”…
I feel safer already.
If they need to put that kind of sign up then that clearly means that you should get as far away from that place as possible!
Does this make the stabbee an accomplice? What’s the penalty?
These are all funny,
until you find one that’s
right in your neighborhood.
Yay, we’re dumb.
Aha! KC metro! They finally decided to tell ppl about this rule!
guess I’ll have to switch to plan B and start shooting…
I’m a Metro driver and I’ve never seen this sign. where is it? Also RCW 9A.36.011 does not specifically say “stabbing prohibited”.
Assault in the first degree.
(1) A person is guilty of assault in the first degree if he or she, with intent to inflict great bodily harm:
(a) Assaults another with a firearm or any deadly weapon or by any force or means likely to produce great bodily harm or death; or
(b) Administers, exposes, or transmits to or causes to be taken by another, poison, the human immunodeficiency virus as defined in chapter 70.24 RCW, or any other destructive or noxious substance; or
(c) Assaults another and inflicts great bodily harm.
(2) Assault in the first degree is a class A felony.
Well, stabbing sometimes causes great bodily harm.
maybe they should change it to “Watching someone have the shit kicked out of them and not doing anything about it while being paid on a government contract prohibited. “
I guess they shouldn’t have been so vague…or at least made the list inclusive of harassing the security patrol…
There should be another sign saying little low life scum bag bullies will not be protected from the consequences of their abusive behavior.
An aside for those that depend upon their nanny state to feed house cloth and protect them. The Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled that the police are under no legal obligation to protect or defend anyone. So maybe you should consider taking personal responsibility for your own safety and well being.
Tey should also put up a “NO GETTING STABBED” sign.
Wait! It didn’t say Simon Says!
What?! This is news to me! D:
what they should have is a “no crackheads pissing their pants before getting on the bus!!!!” I swear why do all the crackheads in all of seattle hang out on 3rd in westlake?!
… but shooting is perfectly fine!
Stabbing allowed in specially designated stabbing areas only
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