Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Hey, a job’s a job, right?
And be forced to wrestle bears.
Hey! That means you’d be on the news and everything! I’m in.
“And here in this cage is a Doofus Ignoramus, a new species just discovered this morning!”
That why we lost my mother-in-law since our visit to the zoo. i surely don’t tell to my wife…
Didn’t a zoo…or artist actually put a human in a cage for awhile? Complete with the descriptive plaque.
Yeah, Warsaw Zoo had a specimen “homo sapiens”.
I will volunteer to be the captive Homo Sapiens sapiens, if I get to write my own species description and care instructions.
“Feeds primarily on T-bone steaks, artichoke hearts, a variety of cheeses, fine Belgian chocolates, and Dom Perignon, v.1996. Requires warm, bubbling pools of water in which to soak, soft bedding (silk is most appropriate) for its 8 hours of nightly sleep and multiple daily naps, and non-stressful, entertaining stimulation of its mind.”
“And here we have the very rare “Homo Dickous” or “Human Dickhead”, a new and surprisingly common species native to North America.”
Or for those of you who don’t get “Zoo Talk” – Just follow the sign!
Wow, I don’t think anyone will get that.
I have that!
Or they will be Noms for the animals!
*Goes in even though I wasn’t intending to earlier*
i have 1 of these signs in my hallway
There was a sign for a wildlife drive-through thing that said “ABSOLUTELY NO TRESPASSERS. VIOLATERS WILL BE EATEN.”
woot! ill trespass.
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