Don’t Wear Your Ball Cap Backwards

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59 Responses to Don’t Wear Your Ball Cap Backwards

  1. Lady says:

    Oh my! Stickman’s got a stick!! ö

  2. moshimoshi says:

    there are no words…to describe…..

  3. LALALA says:

    First!

  4. jvvhjl says:

    and it’s a registered trademark, too!

  5. CrazyNewt says:

    he looks so defeated in the second panel… as if they took away his spirit.

  6. RiderLeangle says:

    Is there a third pic where this time he had gold in his mouth?
    Seriously.. His pants are on the ground in the second picture,
    His hat was sideways in the first pic. (Backwards can count as sideways if you’re looking from the side..)
    And he looks like a fool in both pics!

  7. Seibee says:

    Took away what it means to be a man. At least, I’m assuming so.

  8. ceemoy says:

    Well, obviously it’s prohibited to do the first one. Who pees through their arse?

  9. Humm. says:

    No one’s peeing through their arse, as you said.

  10. maddogvaq33 says:

    This sign must be from Sweden where it is now ILLEGAL for men to pee standing up in a public toilet. They decided that since women have to sit men have to sit because otherwise they are “asserting male dominance and failing to recognize gender equality.”

    Why not just make peeing standing up optional for women?

  11. odd says:

    i feel srry 4 the poor stick dude…. its like they took away the 1 thing women r jelous of men

    • Lexie says:

      This may just be me, and, um, every girl I know, but I don’t think women ‘r jelous’ of standing up peeing…

  12. MegamanNeoX says:

    I’d Rather Not Let My Dick Slide Up And Down On The Inside Of The Bowl, Thank You Very Much!

  13. cinderkeys says:

    Wow, this is bizarre for reasons not mentioned in the headline. Is it normal to have anatomically correct stickmen in the men’s restrooms?

  14. Wait says:

    I totally thought he was crapping a child in the second picture. Poor little bugger.

  15. foxmaiden says:

    This one makes me giggle… sad thing is, theres probly some prude out there thats offended by it.

    “How dare you put up stickman porn! The only penis my son is allowed to see is mine! …oh wait…”

    lol

  16. Jami says:

    Oh geez, Mad – Sweden needs to get a grip! As a woman I’m highly offended that they’d do that to men! God made it so men can pee standing up so just grow up and let men pee standing up, Sweden, you morons!

  17. srp says:

    Wow. Stickman leaves me feeling slightly, uh, inadequate. 😦

  18. SminkyPinky says:

    I’m not sure if it was a joke, but of course it’s not illegal to pee standing up in Sweden. The idea that men should pee sitting down comes from some rather extreme feminists in the seventies, as far as I know nobody listened to them even then.

    The sign is probably for a separing toilet where the urine is collected in a smaller bowl in the front. Only place I have seen one of those is in Germany.

  19. Missy says:

    Looks like they don’t want them to stand because it splashes out of the bowl. And when they sit, it doesn’t.
    As a cleaning professional, I wish they had those signs where I worked. Maybe one that said “No wiping crap on the walls” too.

  20. George says:

    What SminkyPinky said might be a good explanation. In central Europe, toilets with a smaller bowl are pretty common and they look like this:

    If you pee standing up into one of these, you better wear a rain coat, because the water (and the pee) will splash right back at you. So that’d be an explanation.

    That aside – this sign is wrong on so many levels. Oh, and: Let us pee however we want! Sitting down is depressing, no wonder stickman looks so broken.

  21. Pietheif says:

    How would they know your not obeying the sign?

  22. Haywood J. says:

    I saw the same thing in writing once in a uni-sex on a small boat:

    “Gentlemen, when at sea,
    Lower the seat and sit to pee.”

    Avoids splashing if you hit a wave at the wrong moment.

  23. Magman77 says:

    I’d totally piss standing, screw the sign. No one is going to take away my ability to piss!

  24. Caitlin says:

    He is not, in fact, wearing pants. And he has testicles. The penis does not perturb me. His tiny stick balls crack me up.

  25. NODEraser says:

    Even rockstars do it sitting down…

    (Peeing on the tour bus while in motion)

  26. JimmyJohnson says:

    Looks like he Hung the Moon.

  27. fspo says:

    Actually, it’s considered unpleasant and unhygenic to pee standing up in many asian countries, because of the splash factor I guess…

  28. Argyle says:

    I need one of those for my bathroom. My son has the aim of a blind man and the splash range of a whale. Not to mention I really don’t want him to wear his hat backwards.

  29. Pedrox says:

    When I saw this.. I just thought of something, “wat.”

  30. Marianne says:

    Man should sit when they pee. Because they make a mess while doing it standing up. There’s nothing feminist about that. Its just yuk what you boys do!

  31. Hankeh says:

    Quote- “There’s nothing feminist about that. Its just yuk what you boys do”

    LOLOLOLOL

    epic fail

    • Lexie says:

      How is that a fail? It’s true that when guys sit standing up, they often piss all over AND leave the toilet seat up. I don’t see how that’s a failure.

    • Lexie says:

      PS- “LOLOLOLOL”. I never got this. Why would you say “laugh out loud out loud out loud out loud”? That doesn’t make sense.

  32. Dogvomit says:

    MISSY—LOL!!! I know what you mean! Women do it in the stalls at my job, too…and they wipe boogers on the walls, too.

  33. Eddie says:

    I’m in favor of any sign that shows penis.

  34. Kschenke says:

    I have some relatives that live in Germany and they have this kind of toilet in their home. The weird thing is that they also have this sign (or at least a version of it) in the bathroom above the toilet. And it’s not like it’s the main bathroom so guests know how to use it… no, it’s the upstairs bathroom. I never understood that, but this site reminded me of it.

  35. Dr. Mike says:

    The comments in this column reminds me of the scene in Doc Holywood where Julie Warner and Michael J Fox run around in the woods; he peeing proudly (standing up) and she peeing proudly squating down. Just remember Pee with pride! (just watch where u are driving…

  36. BAReFOOt says:

    The second picture is *impossible*. Because unless you got a really small dick, you would be touching the bowl. Which is so extremely disgusting, that the sole thought already creates diseases.

    What do you think the toilet seat was invented for? So. you. can. fold. it. up!

  37. Luke says:

    He either switched the direction of his hat depending on his position, or when standing up his wiener comes out of the back.

  38. Regdul001 says:

    We had such a sign on all the toilets of the sailing ship I was on. Otherwise, there would have been a terrible mess…
    By the way, a question to all the people who think that people who do as the sign sais are douchebags: Do you clean your toilet yourself?

  39. Mija says:

    Is it just me, or you can actually see crap coming out of the kid’s ass?

  40. Karen Schroeder says:

    here we are back to the aiming at the urinal pix. Graphic enough…no confusing who they’re target audience is. See that splash? Where do all those droplets land? I shutter to imagine…sorry…I am a lab tech…I notice bacteria and stuff like that. Its a harsh life…to be naive again…

  41. Karen Schroeder says:

    no Mija. That’s…you know…the scrotum and…

  42. astro says:

    Peeing into a toilet while standing up, is actually quite impractical.

  43. Genius Man says:

    So now I have to be like a woman and sit to pee… Is this a woman’s way of fair game?

  44. Phillip Quinlan says:

    Haha, so you can’t wear a cap backwards I see 😛

  45. LumiNous says:

    I saw that sign in a factory in Denmark! I took a photo of it as well. The rebellious worker wearing his cap backwards and peeing standing up just amused me.

  46. Idaho-er says:

    that water is cold and deep too!

  47. Mr.B0N3R says:

    WTF guys ?!
    It’s a sign to wear your cap straight! Your discussion is so fuckin funneh xD

  48. Katryn says:

    They have these kinds of signs in Germany and Switzerland. I have a similar one in my bathroom that a friend sent me from Germany. Unfortunately, the image is not so clear and, because the text is in German, it goes largely ignored!

  49. Adam says:

    LMAO! I swear, sometimes the captions are even funnier than the sign itself.

  50. Matthew says:

    LOL the second one looks like a little stick man is coming out his butt head first!

  51. Chris Defibrillator says:

    You guys are missing the point to this sign completely. Your eyes are focused on the penis while the message is telling you to wear your hat correctly.

  52. Michael(Gamma) says:

    I’ve only seen that sign in washrooms on vehicles like planes, trains or buses where the moment you start to pee the vehicle shifts violently and you just get urine everywhere.

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