Didn’t you knew? The irish diving goat was used during centuries to jump on people trying to climb of ramparts. All they had to do was take a goat and let it drink as much wiskey as possible then waited…. Devastating weapon, but now the UN is against it…
My brother-in-law used to work at this bar – Silky’s on Beale Street. I don’t recall the goats diving into anything, but they would eat ANYTHING drunk people threw at them.
Boss, this isn’t fake. It’s a real fenced in area for goats at a bar on Beale Street in Memphis. It’s a tower that the goats walk a circular “staircase” to get to. No, they don’t dive, but it’s a pretty steep walk for them to get back down.
Oddly Specific - Funny Signs 
Seen after one too many pints of Guinness?
Where goat? Me no see goat. Aaaggghhhhhh. Damn goats!
It’s too late, they’ve already dived
It’s the next Olympic sport
Is this a breed or an occupation? Do they wear the little caps and speedos? Or maybe a kilt?
Or maybe they meant Irish DRIVING Goats. Ass Chauffeur.
Didn’t you knew? The irish diving goat was used during centuries to jump on people trying to climb of ramparts. All they had to do was take a goat and let it drink as much wiskey as possible then waited…. Devastating weapon, but now the UN is against it…
I sense a Monty Python skit…
Do they only drink on Irish dive pubs?
What’s the difference between Irish and non-Irish diving goat?
@Luka:
Nationality. Duh.
I will, for the rest of my life. Thanks for adding to my nightmares.
My brother-in-law used to work at this bar – Silky’s on Beale Street. I don’t recall the goats diving into anything, but they would eat ANYTHING drunk people threw at them.
bah this one is too fake… not funny, can make this even in paint.
Boss, this isn’t fake. It’s a real fenced in area for goats at a bar on Beale Street in Memphis. It’s a tower that the goats walk a circular “staircase” to get to. No, they don’t dive, but it’s a pretty steep walk for them to get back down.
There’s a letter missing.
Should read “Beware – Irish Diving Goatse”
Uhm…are the diving goats Irish, or are there just Irish people diving goats >.>
Do Irish dive goats, or do Irish goats dive?
…does not compute.
Ach, stop gettin’ me fur soggy!
Not the Scottish or Welsh, though. They’re fine.
They actually will dive, but only if you give them all a nice hat, each.
Or if you can’t afford a nice hat you could jump first!
they look like Stuka goats ?
why is it always the irish diving goats? those polish diving goats are pretty mean too, you know! but nooooo, its always the irish.
you know why there arent any american diving goats? cuz the polish ones ate em!