This Week’s Installment Of Stickmen In Peril

Oh dear. It looks like Mr. and Mrs. Stickman have been fighting again. This is what happens when you marry someone just to please you parents, kids. Looks like Mrs. Stickman has found Sticky’s stash of porn. Run kids! Don’t get between a man and the dump truck with 300 gigs of thirty second snippets on it!
Funny Signs - Porn puts our children in harms way
Doesn’t look like that porn is coming back. Sticky seems to be handling it well. Or…not. No no, Stickman. You can’t push your wife off a cliff. Look at all those witnesses. Someone surely would report you.
Funny Signs - Water Edge
There’s a better plan. Hit her in the head with a shovel and bury her somewhere no one would EVER look. The backyard. Wait, maybe that wasn’t the best idea either.
Funny Signs - Stickman Burying Dead
Too late to turn back now Sticky. You’ve done the deed and now you have to cover your tracks. Quick, put the body in a trash can (haHA! revenge) and get her down to the sub-basement. Ooo, karma. Kicked in pretty instantly didn’t it? Reader, you saw nothing. NOTHING. *sidles off*
Funny Signs - Elevator Problems

-Lady of Odd

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23 Responses to This Week’s Installment Of Stickmen In Peril

  1. Basara549 says:

    You sure that’s a witness? It looks more like Mr. Stickman’s mistress is shoving the wife off the cliff.

  2. Seibee says:

    The third sign down is properly disturbing. I can’t think of a context that’d be used in..

  3. LadyBelle says:

    It took me a min to understand the third sign. Basically there is no door on the lift, so if you aren’t sure your load is fully inside when it goes down, then you get smashed between load and roof of lift. Ya would think somekind of safety feature wouldn’t be that hard of an install.

  4. LadyBelle says:

    Fourth sign that is, miscounted. Maybe the third is in a cemetery? Make sure the body is dead before you bury?

  5. Blackrock★Scooter says:

    I’m pretty sure it’s “use a stick to fight off the blob monster”.

  6. Jami says:

    @Seibee – It’s saying watch how you place the trash can when using the elevator/lift or you’ll get smashed in the face by it while going down.

  7. Mathias says:

    @Jami – that’s the fourth sign. The third sign with the arm is probably someones idea of a good laugh.

    The last one, though, is fairly common in sweden, and it never stops being funny.

  8. Omega says:

    That’s the FOURTH sign.

    The third one looks like a ‘shop.

  9. jamjam says:

    I think the 3rd one down is warning of zombies frozen in the snow. you gotta watch out for those during the spring thaw… best to always keep a sharp object handy to defend yourself against them.

  10. Seibee says:

    @Jami: The one with the bin in the lift I understand. It’s the one above it that’s sinister.

  11. Someone says:

    The third sign looks like the hand’s just a sticker. You can see it at where the arm sticks out, and I’ve seen the original sign plenty of times and all times it was without the hand.

  12. Seibee says:

    Ah yes, I see it now. Less sinister, and more someone with an odd sense of humour.

  13. Apan Jan says:

    I can’t help but love the “KLÄMRISK”-sign (the last one). I see it every single day, and it never fails to amuse me!:D

  14. Mario says:

    the last one is not oddlt specific but a common sign which is mandatory in elevators that don’t feature cabin doors – in sweden that is.

  15. hej says:

    hahahha the last one is a swedish sign!

  16. L says:

    That wife is one stone cold b****! Watching her husband falling off the water’s edge and not moving a muscle… That’s cold…

    In the third one, the arm coming out from the dirt is a simple sticker. Look closely 😉

  17. Rob says:

    Fourth one is a paternoster lift, seen a similar sign in Sheffield, UK.

  18. M.U. says:

    @Mario
    I disagree, just because it’s really common doesn’t mean it’s NOT oddly specific. For instance you see this one on pretty much ever vending machine around here:

    http://www.monzy.com/vending-machine-warnings/

    But it’s still pretty odd, and specific, if you think about it.

  19. fiendishrabbit says:

    It’s not a paternoster lift. It’s a warning sign found in Sweden on any lift without inner doors. There is an outer door which latches pretty tightly, but there is still an edge where large solid objects could catch and thus crush someone (trash cans most commonly, which is why it’s show, but also bookshelves etc).

  20. astro says:

    The last one is pretty scary.

  21. Jooiiee says:

    last one is a common in sweden, it is in every elevator in sweden that does not have an inside door, as most of the residental elevators dont.

  22. Robert says:

    Sign II: “No Bacon Diving”

  23. --- says:

    This is inappropriate. Think before you post.

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