Submitted by: moserin via Oddly Specific
It makes it sound like the alligators would hunt you down…
they make it look like the alligator is trying to force himself on her or something
I hate when alligators hit on my date.
Holy crap … That alligator has grown thumbs! … and appears to be dancing with some chick … … … ummmm, Bob … What kind of mushrooms did you say you put in the omelets again?
Wow, so THAT’s what happened to Uncle Wally!
They become fearless, bipedal, humanoid dancers? What the Hell are you feeding these Gators?!
Don’t dance with the alligators. They will become dangerously fearless…
I’ve heard of “Dances With Wolves”, but never “Waltzes with Gators”
Her hands say no no, but her eyes say yes yes.
“I’m rooting for the crocodile…”
(I had to say that, Betty White was my mother’s name)
(the fact that my mother was also named Betty White compels me to this)
Grrr…. sTupid browser errors – It looked like it didn’t send, even after multiple page reloads, so I retyped it.
I saw the last fifteen minutes of that movie. It was Weird! On another note, gators cannot swim through quicksand. ^~^
OMG I’ve been to that place…people don’t read, unfortunately…
I call rule 34 on your alligators!
She looks like she’s about to orgasm…..
For those confused by the picture, this is from a 1959 horror movie called The Alligator People.
“A young wife (Beverly Garland) is abandoned by her husband (Richard Crane) on their wedding day. Distraught, she traces him to his ancestral home in the bayous of Louisiana, where, amid the swamps and deadly undergrowth, she discovers a terrible secret.
Her husband was saved from death by an experimental medical procedure involving serum derived from alligators, and now he’s developing horrifying side effects. She’ll face any danger to help him, but soon discovers her love may not be enough. (1959, b&w)”
Ahh Betty… She’s so funny! I even know where St. Olaf is. How funny is that!But I LOVE that “betty white is sick of your s***” poster. Flippinghilarious!
Rapists are fearless. The visual metaphor is perfect!
If you do not feed the alligators, they do not become dangerously fearless, they simply remain fearless, and instead perform heroic deeds.
Unfortunately, stupid people feed alligators, taunt alligators by throwing things at them and propagate more stupidity. When you teach an alligator that food comes easily to them close to the edge of the water, then they start looking for people with items that can be food, like the pets that happen to be with the people. Big problem here in Florida.
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