Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Rice vaginas are okay, however.
Reminds me when I used to work at a bagel shop and we would bake penis pumpernickle bagels and put them on the counter with a side of cream cheese 😛
I guess that’s been a serious problem in there?
But papaya vaginas are ok now, aren’t they?
Can we still make other body parts?
Maybe someone just badly mistranslated “chicken and rice”.
I’m assuming this is a hibachi restaurant, where they cook in front of you.
sounds like a challenge to me…
I’m more worried about ‘terminated’, myself.
But… mashed potato boobs are still ok right?
It must be a restaurant owned by RUI. They’ve always got the pages and pages of rules and regulations.
If they’re still at the high school humor, they need to go back to school.
Are you John Connor?
sounds like they work at benihana or a similar restaurant, where the chefs make shapes with the rice while cooking it
god, that is so funny.
So, which is really worse? The sign, or the fact that someone felt it necessary to make and post it?
What *else* is the staff up to?!
The Daleks say “exterminate,” the Cybermen say “delete.”
The largely forgotten Ricechefs, however, say “terminate.”
Suddenly I have this craving for a Rice Dick…
What about Spotted Dick (a British dessert)?
The more I try to imagine what a “Rice Dick” might be, the more terrified I become.
I guess that nut sake is out, then……………….
Isn’t it awesome that the first result for “rice dick” on Yahoo! Search is Condoleezza Rice?
I sincerely hope that rice dick is served alongside chicken balls. And maybe the appetizer can be noodle vagina.
Don’t all sushi chefs run afoul of this one all shift long?
But then the difference is: then they slice it up into bite-size chunks. Suddenly that’s OK.
How it’s SUPPOSED to be read:
Under no circumstances shall any chef be named “John Conner”
Anyone caught with the name “John Conner” will be terminated.
– T-109, Series CH3F
@ Bert, isn’t that last dish a contra’dick’tion to it’s self?
Does one use “dirty rice” in this particular cockstruction?
What about Dick Rolls?
Even with SafeSearch off, I get just pictures of this sign and photos of Condoleeza Rice and Dick Cheney. Apparently no chef ever has made a rice dick.
lol if you do make them, we will send a terminator back in time to kill you
the terminators… they are back… RUN FOR YER LIVES D=
If you make rice dicks, we will TERMINATE YOU! D:<
zomg! We were at a holiday dinner for my gf’s work at a hibachi restaurant and THE CHEF MADE A RICE DICK! You can only guess what he did with the squeeze bottle of white sauce! My gf was the manager at a coffee shop and OMG WAS SHE EMBARASSED!
Ok I will get to the bottom of this but it puts me in mind of a story my hubby tells about a sign in a hotel somewhere in the far east that assures the customers that the maids are there for their service to please use them! HaHa
Dick rolls, then?
terminated? as in Ex-terminated???
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