That means you, Pelosi.
(Courtesy of Totally Looks Like)
Submitted by: Gas Station via Oddly Specific
Apparently it has happened before.
GOD DAMN IT! Well fine, I didn’t want your cashiers job anyway.
What about Darth Vader? Can I look like Darth Vader?
Well of course he can’t, they’ve already got one :3
I look like Mumm-Ra from ThunderCats! I can totally have this job then!
What we’re not told is that the shop sells he-man merchandise.
What about She-Ra? Is it okay to look like that?
well, I guess that lets Jerry Jones out as well.
Did anyone else notice that is says “THE G” in the corner?
Okay, but what if I AM Skeletor? I mean, the sign says “cannot look like Skeletor”, but I don’t “look like” Skeletor; I AM Skeletor. . . Can I have the job now? Please? I’ll be your friend. =)
So there’s a Skeletor out there who is *not* associated with He-Man?
OOOooohhhh Meth, OOOoohhh Meth
I don’t eat, I don’t sleep
But I got the cleanest house on the street
Oohh Meth, Oohh meth
Victoria’s Secret sure is picky in its hiring process.
This is some kind of ageism.
They…Forgot to close one of the quotations.. *twitch*
So that leaves Maria Shriver out too, then…
Why’d he have to specify “from He-Man?” Is there another Skeletor walking around out there that I don’t know about?
A friend sent me the link to this. I am a Masters of the Universe geek. I would mess with the manager and put Keldor as my name on the application. For those of you who don’t know, Keldor is Skeletors real name, before his face was melted off by Captain Randor.
Also not that Skeletor is so powerful he only needs one quote mark, not two like He-Man
A buddy of mine has an ex-girlfriend who looks like that. It probably means her.
No anorexics then?
If I dress up as Mumm-Ra could I get the job then?
Since He-man was taken off the air, Skeletors attempts to find a new job proved somewhat fruitless.
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