This Week’s Installment Of Stickmen In Peril

Ah the holidays! That time of year when we travel hundreds of miles to see family only to remember why we moved away in the first place. For Stickman however, travel to his grandparents can be dangerous.
Funny Signs - Elderly Stickman

He’d travel by car, but the gas pump contraption is beyond his cognitive skills.
Funny Signs - Stickman Gas Enema

He’d travel by boat, but the choppy seas going up and down, up and down, up and down….bleargh I made myself nauseous. Where was I? Oh yes, vomiting is strictly prohibited, so boats are out.
Funny Signs - Motion Sick Stickman

Guess he’ll just have to hoof it. Over the river and through the woods and past the treacherous snow covered peaks. And all for a poorly knitted sweater that smells like moth balls. Godspeed Sticky!
Funny Signs - Snow Stickman

Posted By: Lady Of Odd

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10 Responses to This Week’s Installment Of Stickmen In Peril

  1. CrazyNewt says:

    Now, the way I see it, if people are prone to sticking gas nozzles up their butts, let ’em. Thin out the herd…. anything to kill the traffic.

  2. DrPluton says:

    Who sticks the gasoline nozzle up the butt?

  3. Devil Dan says:

    The gas pump one worries me slightly.

  4. the cat says:

    Wrong type of gas!

  5. Ninie says:

    The first sign (the one with the old people on), they are found in Britain. It’s just to alert people there may indeed be slow old people crossing the road…safety first guys, let us not make jest of this!

  6. boo says:

    Oh, come on. It’s a kinky elderly couple fisting in public. It’s funny. Why So Serious?

  7. L says:

    When somebody needs to make a sign for you not to pump gas into your rear end, humanity has a problem.

  8. Samuel says:

    I don’t know if anybody still reads this, but that’s not a gas pump, it’s an air pistol used in factories for cleaning work peaces. Its realty dangerous to have it anywhere near your butt. Even through clothing and at a small distance it can blow up your intestines causing an inevitable slow and painful death.

    A typical accident would that somebody wants to clean something of your clothing with it.

    And yeah, some ppl died because what is on that sign seemed like a good idea at the time.

  9. Kurtis says:

    So why is grandma picking grandpa’s pocket?

  10. riku910 says:

    a** gas is all the rage! “if you pump gas in your A** you can fart fire and not tire!” allthough gays would be gone. IMAGINE! “****** OH**** HUH? AHH! MY **** ITS ON FIRE!^^^MY A** IS TO! AHHH!!!”

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