Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
My brain exploded from trying to get this to make sense.
Maybe it’s because I’m an ex-smoker, but this is definitely my fave on this site so far.
But… Fish don’t have lungs… Do they stick them in their gills? How do they relight them if they’ve been thrown on the ground? So many questions!
How would they keep one in their gills?
How are you ever going to find humor if you always take things literally? This is screamingly funny in part *because* fish can’t smoke. Reminds me of that Far Side cartoon, the real reason the dinosaurs became extinct: because they smoked cigarettes.
Marktavian: Are you, perchance, a fish?
This was obviously a joke. The person is using humor to get the point across to quit littering. I can’t believe that has to be explained.
No, what I can’t believe needs explanation is the humor of taking it seriously. Okay, it’s a bit dry and probably rather British, but still!
Rather British? Ha! That made me giggle!
I remember a sign like this at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas… I wonder if that’s where it was taken.
I’ve seen this sign at the Atlantis too- I think it is. It’s got the markings around the edges.
And what I can’t believe is that no realized I was responding in kind with my own bit of dry, perhaps rather British humour. I thought it was absolutely hilarious. Thinking about the literal implications only makes it funnier as far as I’m concered.
I thought it was funny.
and its really hard to get the nicotine patches to stick on their scales.
Ah, looks like they’re trying to clean up Innsmouth!
Darn, those Devil’s Reef delinquents, anyway. These young Deep Ones just don’t respect their elders these days. Skipping services at the Temple of Dagon to smoke butts…. What would Obed Marsh say?
I think the fish are trying to get that nice smoky flavor so they””re all ready for us to eat. Ashtray a la carte anyone? Maybe a little spritz of ode de la skunk for a sumptuous rounded flavor?
So long and thanks….
Yeah, that sign (or its exact duplicate) is at the Atlantis resort in Nassau, Bahamas. I just took a picture of it in May!
Hilarious sign 🙂
This sign is at the Atlantis Resort in Paradise Island, Bahamas.
ahh i knew ive seen this sign before!! it’s definitely from Atlantis, i used to live in Nassau! dont they have another sign for the birds in that outside restaurant with the shell roof??
This will only work on people who think fish smoke.
It’s like the sign in men’s toilets “Do not throw cigarette ends in the urinals. It makes them soggy and difficult to light”
December 11, 2009 at 08:27
My brain exploded from trying to get this to make sense.”
I can’t stop laughing at this comment–Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time…Thank You!
Yeah, it’s from the Atlantis. I like the funny signs there! They have another one that says, “Do not enter the Predator Lagoon. Take a picture…It will last longer than you will if you jump in.”
all of you uptight losers to need to take a couple bong rips and reeelax
420kid, you damn fish! That’s just what you WOULD say while the rest of us are trying to quit!
I would throw a butt on the ground, wait their all night, just to see the fish walk on land. I can’t believe none of you guys wondered how fish could walk on land. This sign must be outside the justice league and their trying to get aqua man to quit.
Yes, this is at Atlantis in the Bahamas. I was particularly vexed as I was planning to post this then saw it already done 🙂
After a long day of being groped by crazy people who won’t use two fingers, is it any wonder the poor fishies resort to this?
It’s like that sign I saw once “No smoking, If we see smoke we will assume your on fire and take aproprate action”
this is in the Bahamas at the Atlantis resort! i have the same picture! they have alot of those kinds of signs there(:
omg my family andme went there when i was like 2 and they took tht pic 2!!!!! tf
I was looking for dvr related tips, this was helpful – bookmarked your site!
This sign is in Kew Gardens in London, so yes, very British humour indeed ^__^
You should see them trying to attach nicotine patches to the slippery things, makes the whole visit worthwhile.
LMFAO!!!!!! OMG, Wow!
And this is how evolution began… Fish went on land and developed lungs so that they could smoke.
I can’t believe that no one’s made any remark about smoking kippers ….
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