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STOP: Don’t Move.
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Is this Hammer time???
So you can’t turn left, turn right, fly, or dig? That’s oddly specific.
Photoshopped, but still funny.
Made my day! LOL
I’d say this is an epic win :p
the bottom three may be shopped, but the no left turn is real. and the right turn says do not enter, and going straight is out cause there are traffic pylons. i cant back up cause the idiot behind me wont move. gah i cant move!!!!1
The two top signs are real ,the bottom two are Photoshopped and the small pylons are copies of the one close on that crossroad. I know that because I created this. Check my comments further down on this page.
Hammer time!
This was out front of a road sign factory.
lol i don’t know if this is photo shopped or not but i have seen similar stacked sings at intersections here. your like well I’ll just fallow the guy in front of me he knows where to go.
Pedobear’s on the lose!
Shooped.
You can’t get there from here…
If this is shooped, it’s a good shoop, because even the nails are in different places/sizes holding the signs up.
This is like the current debate on health care reform.
Man, you can’t even go back the way you came? I can’t help but picture David Bowie directing traffic. Damn you Bowie! I WILL make it to that castle!
Why would there ever be a “no backing up” sign? If you can’t go that way, how’d you get here?
As soon as you passed…roadwork began behind you which will be proceeding forever. You have now reached the end of your journey…prayer could help.
Well, at least i can go up. Thats helpful 😛
DO NOT:
go this way, this way, this way or this way.
just. stop.
its photoshopped. look. the bottom 3 signs look darker than the top.
I can just see someone late for work or school driving up to this and going. “……..well shit.”
the only thing missing is ”Game Over” sign lol XDDDD
If you find yourself at this intersection, whatever it is you’re doing, cut it out.
I think we might be able to get out of here if we move diagonally… slowly, now, can’t be too careful.
I don’t think this is photoshopped, at least not most of it. I believe this actual intersection is somewhere near Ravenna, Ohio. I could be COMPLETELY wrong though.
The actual sign was taken in Orange Village, Ohio a suburb of Cleveland. The bottom two signs were Photoshopped. I know that. I came up with this creation. Check among these comments…I clarify that I’m responsible for this visual nonsense. Strange, you would mention Ravenna, Ohio as the location of the sign. The author of a photo book with a photo of the odd sign appears in that book. The author lives in Ravenna, Ohio.
ahh . . . but you CAN u-turn.
What about go diagonal.
Anyone else have that song from 1970s Sesame Street running through their heads?
“No left turn; no right turn; what do you do?”
Shep333 you have made my day
Yes, it is photoshopped, even if the nails are in different places. You can see the glare/reflection of the sky on the first sign, but the bottom three signs do not have any glare whatsoever, no slight angle like the first one, not to mention the blacks are unrealistically black for a picture of this quality.
I have a photo like this. It’s two signs: one says “PARE” (stop in portuguese) and the other is a “don’t stop or park” sign.
Wait, It doesn’t say anything about a U-Turn
@Andy97:
Yeah, so I guess that you can make a U-turn. 😀
Hammertime?
I’d have to agree w/ the above conclusion that it is, INDEED, Hammertime– For there is no sign banning a funky side to side motion filled with rhythm and glitz, yo.
They need signs for:
No Stopping
No Parking
No Pedestrians
No U-Turns
No Backing
Buses Excepted
shep333: He’ll get you to the church on time.
i’d go with the u-turn
Game Over would be pretty funny, but all that’s really missing is a “No Standing” sign…
No vertical ascension? Aww…
Its like……… Hmmmmmm which way should i go?
I thought it was fascinating because I created it. Please credit the photo to me. The photo has been on my Flickr site for awhile. It’s part of a pool of members of the Cleveland Photographic Society in Cleveland, Ohio. Check it out at Flickr.com/photos/joedraws/ on page 5 of my photos. A woman in Europe sent an email saying she would get out of her auto…set her phone on the road …look up and say,”Beam me up, Scotty!”
Certainly the bottom 2 signs are Photoshopped. The original photo was taken in Orange Village, Ohio (suburb of Cleveland)
Drive in circles?